COMMISH REGULATES PRE GAME MEALS?
9/16/2011 4:34:00 PM
In an unpresidented move, Commissioner Sharko Libre petitions the NCAA to regualte pre game meals. Its not yet known what those meals will consist of, but this may be a direct result of UCLA's Shark Fin Soup and fondue meal before their match up.
In a statement released to the Shark Tank, The Shark had this to say....
"Its illegal. You can not hunt shark for its meat. Now dont tell the ladies that, ha ha ha... but to serve a meal like that, to kids...and claim its a result of a culinary class project at UCLA? Thats bolonga! And thats what you usually find on the campus of UCLA...however the meal are different when you get to the Football facility. You have to stop and ask yourself, am I in California or Wisconsin...look at all this cheese!"
Its unsure if the Shark was referring to the mac and cheese, cheese curds and wheels of cheese...those are foods found at the facility as well as code names for UCLA money plays.